Dear 30s....

Dear 30s,

Hi, my name is Bobby. You don't know me, but you will short. I look forward to meeting you, even though my friends seem to tease you and make fun of you, but that's only because they aren't going to meet you yet. But truth be told, my 20s were an exciting time. The usual ups and downs; along with the whole "soul searching" thing...But 29 was my best year so far! So you have a lot to live up to...
We've got some good momentum, so lets keep it going, ya?! I have a few requests though....I don't think I'm asking for too much. I really want to bring some things with me.....and in the past I know you don't like it when people bring their 20s with them....But I promise to be good. Well, last year I was in the best shape of my life and I really want to keep that. Along with my metabolism and my sense of humor. Lots of people like my humor, so I don't want to give that up. I promise to make it up to you and make you look good by getting carded and being asked, "what's your major?". I know you probably have expectations for me like building up my portfolio, reading more books, 401k stuff and buying a house. That's all great and all, but no pressure, ya?
So, I hope we can start off on the right foot. I'll see you tomorrow.
Best regards,
Bobby